2. Marky Mark, a.k.a. Mark Wahlberg, is making a major comeback. What do you like best about him?
a. His rippling ab muscles, his cute little butt, and ooh, those chiseled cheekbones.
b. His versatility- he's a supersuccessful singer, actor, and model.
c. The hidden sensitivity in his lyrics that you- and you alone- have noticed.

3. Your main criteria for picking a college are:
a. Strong academics, cool activities, and an awesome campus.
b. Whether the courses and students are up to your standards; there's hardly anyone in school now with whom you can discuss intellectual stuff.
c. Rockin' parties, major male talent, and pretty school colors that don't clash with your eyes.

4: It's yearbook time. What are you most concerned about?
a. Your photo: Do they airbrush out zits? You want people to remember you as absolutely perfect.
b. Your quote: What famous person has said something eloquent enough to sum up your high school career?
c. Your team picture: You hope the caption says something about how you guys kicked butt.

5: You see your best bud's boyfriend hugging his ex. When they notice you, they spring apart. You think:
a. Omigod! They're secretly back together! Major scandal.
b. Maybe he's trying to comfort her because she has some sort of serious problem.
c. I hope they don't bug about me spotting them. I understand that relationships can be way complicated.

6. Everybody's talking about last night's ER which featured a teen suicide storyline. You:
a. Totally agree that the episode was eerie and creepy.
b. Can't believe how realistic it was and steer the conversation to a girl you all know who went through a painfully similar thing.
c. Never watch TV- you're too busy living your hectic life.

7. A teacher totally rags on a student for talking during class, getting way madder than usual. You think:
a. She probably didn't get enough sleep last night, or maybe the kid did something else that I don't know squat about.
b. She's such a cranky witch! Geth that woman a broom.
c. She has some sick, twisted need to torture her students that probably comes from her own really bad experiences in high school.

8. After having a sucky few weeks, you're felling really depressed. What do you do?
a. Completely redecorate your room.
b. Yak to your friends and maybe a counselor at school.
c. Dress all in black, rent Welcom to the Dollhouse, and listen to bummer rock.

9. Answer yes or no for each of the following:
a) You'd date a guy who wasn't gorgeous: Y N
b) Someone offers you a designer backpack with the logo clipped off. Do you want it? Y N
c) Pretty much any joke a hot guy makes deserves a laugh. Y N
d) If a story gets into the newspaper, it must be accurate. Y N
e) The lyrics of your fave band's songs are full of meaning. Y N
f) Having a blast is the most important thing in your life. Y N
g) If you're not happy doing something, you bail on it pronto. Y N

10. Your buds introduce you to a girl they say is "really cool." You:
a. Assume she's all that, even though you don't know her yet.
b. Are standoffish with her until she demonstrates that she is, in fact, worthy of your friendship.
c. Act sorta friendly but wait to see what she's really like once you get to know her.

11. A total metalhead who's so not your type seems to have a crush on you. He's actually kind of sweet. You:
a. Flirt with him and see what happens. His scene might only be a small part of who he is.
b. Ask him out. The whole school will be shocked when they see you together.
c. Blow him off. He may be nice, but- yikes!- the leather doggie collar he's spoirting is so over.

12. You're crusing a major music store's new-release section and see a CD you friend's hip brother said was cool. You:
a. Wouldn't even consider buying anything current. As far as you're concerned, only secondhand record shops have rad selections.
b. Take it to the listening booth to see if you like it.
c. Snap it up. The cover's awesome, so you'll probably di the tunes, too.